Now that a few days have passed, I feel like laughing about what a shitty friend you are. I hope you're listening, kono baka saru. Oh wait, you don't deserve that title. Sanzo might bust my ass for desecrating his beloved pet name for Goku.. >D
Here's something I wrote just after I wrote the last one. It's a little angry, but mostly it's sarcastic. -shrugs-
The normal text from here on are excerpts from her post. The >> text << are my comments. Knock yourself out, imaginary reader. >D
Status on homepage told me that it had been 3 weeks ever since I updated. Hoo boy. And my first concrete update (because we're not counting private entries) is...yes! An acerbic rant! Yee-hah!
>> YEAH, here it comes! <<
Alright, fake and sarcastic joviality aside, I am seriously pissed off.
>> well, holy shit, that's what "an acerbic rant" means, right? so sorry, my vocabulary is currently limited to bitch and bitch. :D <<
We shall not name names, just for the thrill and, ahem, what, fun of it? But we shall point. You. And you. Yes, the fraggin' two of you. Now, at least let me vent some of anger, because it's quite tiring to maintain the semblance of civility, so let me curse, okay? At least you owe me that much, amigas.
>> HOLYCRAP SHE USED THE F WORD! ;A; Oh noes.. NOT. XDDDD wow, we owe you something? How about you owe us something for bitching without telling us what's wrong personally. I'm hurt... NOT. Ah, why am I even asking such a stupid question when I already know the answer. YOU.ARE.A.F'N.BITCH. Oh, and thanks for degrading us to pronouns. I've always wanted to be degraded to a pronoun. :3 <<
Where to start? Admittedly it's a rather simple, shallow affair that I may or may not be blowing out of proportion due to my uber-sensitivity (you're free to compare me to an onion, yeah). But damn it, I wasted an hour ("Dammit Precky, just an hour--") doing absolutely nothing but to expect and starve myself ("OMG Precky, you eat?!") because I was too much of a wuss to leave my place in fear of magkasalisihan. Yes, I've even thought of that, and prioritized it over my own forkin' stomach, and yes, I can't fucking understand Mamee's readings anymore because hell, my brain has used up all my breakfast.
>> Simple and shallow. Just like you? HAH! I am so good. <<
>> You already admitted that this could be shallow. So why bother? Unless it's not shallow.. then just get to the point already and say that it's now shallow for you and that you think you're not blowing this out of proportion. If you're going to be mad, don't do it half-assed.<<
>> Wow, and they call me dumb. Why the hell did you wait for us for an hour anyway? WASN'T THE HOUR-LONG WAIT ENOUGH TO TELL YOU WE WEREN'T COMING BACK? And I thought you were smart... tsk tsk. You disappoint me. Where did all the common sense go? <<
>> You wasted an hour? Excuse me, but I think if you wasted an hour, we wasted an hour as well. If you haven't noticed, while you were struggling to review for the exam on Friday, we were trying not to stab kuya photox for being so slow and making us wait on OUR photocopy materials. So chew on that. <<
>> You were hungry? You had no breakfast? TRY HAVING A FIGHT WITH YOUR BROTHER WHO PUNCHES LIKE NO THERE'S NO TOMMOROW FOR BREAKFAST. NO ONE TOLD YOU TO STARVE YOURSELF, IDIOT. <<
Let's backtrack. When did you leave? About 1PM, give or take a fifteen minutes. What's the plan? You'll come back to the damn room. You guys have the photocs (by the way, rest assured that my thanks for the photocs is sincere. I know when and where to direct my sarcasm, trust me that, thank you), I get to submit the envelope. Okay. Go. I pass the stuff, went back, waited for a bit inside the room, went out because the guard shooed us out, so I sat on one of the benches near Cybernook and waited. Thank Mamee's readings for the company, I didn't look too much of an idiot hanging around in the same bench for almost an hour. But then again, I barely understood the Maria Clara and the Market stuff or anything else for that matter, because a) I keep looking around if you people are back and b) I am seriously hungry.
>> There was a plan to come back!? Really? I didn't know that.. I thought the plan was that we were going to come back AFTER the photocopying was done. WOW. Silly me for trying to help and have your stuff photocopied and not just have my materials photocopied first and go home right after mine were done. <<
>> So.. you waited an hour? Are you stupid? Were you dropped in the head when you were a baby or something? Seriously. Who waits around like that without being worried that something happened? Magkasalisihan? There are only a handful of ways to get to the photox, you know. CAS is no MOA. You could have gotten up and walked to the photox in less than 15 minutes. You could have not seen us, you could have seen us, either way you could have had bought some food downstairs and waited in the photox area for us. We would have seen each other in the end anyway, had you only gotten your stupid princess ass moving. But you hadn't. Boohoo for you. Don't blame us for your shitty decision-making skills. <<
Vigil starts at 1:15PM. Vigil ends at 2:30PM. All times, give or take fifteen minutes thanks to my itty-bitty watch.
>> As I said, no sane person would wait that long without asking what was going on. There were ways to contact us without using YOUR phone. <<
And the deal was, you guys are going to return. Yes, fuck it, RETURN.
>> AND WE WERE, fuck it, WE WERE! WE WERE WAITING FOR THE COPIES TO BE DONE, fuck it, WE WERE! But you seem to be forgetting that there were several books. Oh wow, common sense, where did she drop you? <<
Want to know what I was thinking? Damn, the photocs line must be incredibly long. And, oh yeah, there were several books. It's really going to take them long. Yes, I am fucking stupid for waiting and moreso for not texting. Yeah, I'm that poor, by the way. Wasted my load yesterday. But anyway, aren't we supposed to meet at the classroom, right? Right.
>> Wow, she did use her common sense. And she didn't have any load.. wow. again, there were other ways to contact us. You could have gotten up and looked for us without letting one hour pass. And we were supposed to meet in the classroom. No one ever said we weren't. And this is not about you being poor or wasting your load the previous day. This is about you making a bad decision and blaming us for it. <<
Shit right I am.
>> Wow, does that make us Shit left and Shit middle? <<
And damn that text message. I RECEIVED NOTHING. And said text message basically said, "Hey, we're not returning yet!" Where the fuck? Sure, my cellphone went low batt, but that was around 2:15PM, and by that bloody time I was already spending much quality time with the pretty wooden bench near Cybernook. I don't mind looking utterly stupid sitting there, but I do mind wasting my forking time. Oh yeah, I received the text message when I got home and had the damn thing charged. 4PM, I think. Fuck it, yeah.
>> Oh wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm pretty sure the text was sent before 2:00. Because we had already been there for a long while by 2:00. And we weren't inconsiderate enough to just leave you there hanging.. oh wait, you think we were. Of course you do. It's not like you know us, we're not really friends... Oh wait, you do know us. We are friends. Or I'd like to think we are. Were. -shrugs- It's nice to know that you can trust us, friend. Oh, wait. You can't. <<
>> Again, nobody ever said you couldn't leave the bench and go look for us. That was your shitty decision that made all this shitty drama. And you're blaming us for it. Wow, how logical. <<
At 2:30PM, I decided it was time to call it quits with the bench. So I trudged off for the photocs land, and met Mamee's group with their amusing flat screen TV for Histo 4. Question: "Nakita niyo ba?" Answer (courtesy of Jemmae and Mamee): "Ayun oh!" *points*
>> Wow, your common sense must have an automatic shutdown-powerup thing, huh? Since it shut down for about an hour and only powered up at 2:30... does it work for your moods as well? We'd really like to know when to avoid you and when to inch closer to you. <<
So. While I was sitting my ass off patiently waiting for my magnificent duo to arrive...right. Right. Okay, let's keep the acerbity at a minimum.
>> No, no, keep it at maximum! Or else, I won't have anything to work with! :D <<
Information: "Nandito na sila nung dumating kami." Question: "Sandali, anung oras ba tayo nagkita?" Information: "Mga one."
>> Uh, duh? We left you at 1pm, remember? Or were you too busy minding your personal business that you forgot? <<
Ay, mga iha, masaya ito. Masayang-masaya.
>> Of course it is. Your stupidity never ceases to amaze me. <<
Let's face it though, you and me and we together. I absolutely have no right to bitch this. Because I'm not that dense to know that lately, I have been quite the bitch with requirements and such. I wake up late, arrive late, botch things up. And don't think it's not affecting my, ahem, self-esteem, being quite the load, because it does. So, if you guys did this just to get back at me, then say so, and I'm going to swallow my fucking pride and forget it. Because we want to be quits, don't we?
>> Ah, I think we do have a right to bitch about this. You started it. We were going to write your childish actions earlier as a mood swing brought about by unseen factors only known to you. Since you are-were our friend. But you.. wow, it's like you weren't even thinking about us at all. At least you had a bench to sit on. We were sitting on stone. You say you were hungry? What time did you get home? Four? Five? Because of these photox and your crappy attitude, I got my breakfast at five pm. And I got home at eight. Home at eight from a one pm dismissal all because of a little bitch who can't just let it pass. Well thank you friend, I didn't know you cared so much. <<
>> GET BACK AT YOU? WOOOOOW! I DIDN'T THINK YOU FELT GUILTY ENOUGH FOR ALL THE FUCK-UPS YOU'VE BEEN GIVING EVERYONE! Excuse me, but we're above petty things such as sabotaging another person's time just because of petty personal issues. How petty. We thought you were our friend. We thought you knew better. I thought you knew better. I am personally insulted that you would think we would even consider doing this to you to "get back at you". <<
>> Now that I think about it, you are that conceited, aren't you? Everything just has to be about you, whether it be a good thing or not. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU. YOU WEREN'T THE POINT IN ALL THIS. WE WERE JUST INNOCENTLY WAITING FOR THE PHOTOX TO FINISH. TO FINIIIIIIIISH. And you're not that important to get back at anyway. GEEZ. You were just late. It's human nature to be late. I DIDN'T CARE THAT YOU WERE LATE. I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE WORK LOAD OR THE PREVIOUS FUCK UPS. WHY? BECAUSE I CAN LET THINGS LIKE THAT PASS IN FAVOR OF A GOOD RELATIONSHIP. But apparently, you can't. <<
When I got home, I told my sordid tale to my all-wise older brother. What did he say? "Kawawang bata, pinag-tripan."
>> Just for that, I want to smack your brother in the face and crush his balls in the palms of my sweaty hands. And I want to do the same to you, if it were only physically possible, for even believing such a thing. You really think we'd do that to you?! It's like you don't know us at all. I am very insulted and pissed that I'm wishing for a repeat performance where we can actually redo everything as you accuse us of. Just so this annoying feeling of being blamed for something I didn't do goes away. <<
Now that, dearies, is different story. Because that's just plain mean. Or maybe you forgot. And that's mean too. Let us straight out one fact that we all know about me, hmmkay? I bear amazingly long grudges.
>> WE DID NOT FUCKING FORGET, BITCH, THE COPIES STILL WEREN'T DONE AND WE WERE WAITING FOR THEM. GOD, HOW CAN SUCH AN IDIOT EVEN BE MY SO-CALLED FRIEND!? <<
>> Oh, now it's about grudge-holding? WOW, do you really want to go down that road? 'Cause I've been holding grudges since summer, and let me tell you, this is nothing compared to those. But you don't see me bitching about them because I WANT TO HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH A FRIEND AND I AM KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT AND LETTING THINGS PASS FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. A concept you can't seem to wrap around your ego-bloated head. <<
I don't care for your idiosyncrasies, the distance of your little nest from the photocs in comparison to my bustling wooden bench, or just how much you love each other's company - someone was waiting for you. I'll let it pass that my obviously grieved countenance apparently went right over your heads - because maybe it didn't - but what do I know?
>> OMGEE BIG WORDS SCARE ME. -rolls eyes- yeah, we get it. You have a higher IQ, you have a higher intellectual capacity, you are the F'N smartest of them all! YAY for you! Too bad your friend-making-and-keeping skills aren't as good. <<
>> Little nest? I'd hardly call that a nest. It was more like a no-choice-but-here-unless-we-want-to-be-trampled-by-people-having-their-materials-photocopied place. What are we, birds? <<
>> We love each other's company because we don't have to keep up with each other's 5-second-mortality mood swings. And we don't constantly have to up the other in conversations, we don't have to make "payabangan" or "pataasan ng ihi". And we certainly don't have egos bigger than our heads that they get in the way of "pakikisama". <<
>> Someone was waiting? WE KNEW THAT. AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, WE WERE WAITING FOR THE PHOTOX TO BE DONE BEFORE WE WENT BACK. What's the use of leaving the materials there, going back and fetching you, then going back to the photox again just to wait there for the copying to be finished, when we could have easily waited and gotten back with the actual photox? Didn't your oversized brain think about that scenario? <<
>> Yeah, what do you know? Nothing. NOTHING. Get that straight, you know nothing, so don't curse and bitch at us. Swallow it like man. I don't care if it's sexist. It's the best term I can think of right now. <<
>> And it didn't go over our heads. We just chose not to spoil you rotten and baby you and be the ones to reach out to you and ask you what's wrong and apologize. You are looking for a doormat, not a friend. Hindi lang ikaw ang nainitan, nagutom, naguluhan, nawindang, napagod at nainis sa pangyayaring iyon. <<
And yes, everyone's free to stoke my temper to be honest, so go! We owe each other that much, don't we?
>> Again, I don't owe you anything. I say what I want not because you want me to answer you but because I want to answer for myself. I want to say my piece and tell you how stupid you are and how annoying it is that you are blaming us for a shitty decision you made all on your own. It wasn't our fault you forgot your common sense somewhere else today. It wasn't our fault that you didn't eat breakfast. It's not our fault that you're too absorbed with yourself that you even have the gall to think we did this to purposely spite you. It's not our fault you are a shitty friend. And it's your entire fault that I hate you so much right now, that I am insulted and very very very pissed off. I was going to let your childish behavior earlier pass, but for you to do this... to have the gall to even think we were sabotaging you.. Wow, I've got to hand it to you, no one says paranoia better than you. <<
And by the way, I still haven't eaten a decent meal ever since breakfast this morning. Damn. Anger is a good dieting motivation, I suppose. XD
>> And this is our fault how? It's not like we control your stomach. Or your brain or body or mouth for that matter. Wow, and I thought I was shallow. <<
God, it still irks me. -shakes head- what a friend! REALLY. I wish I had the permission from the other person involved to post all these at LJ. I really want to see the fireworks go off, you know? I want to laugh and make fun of you and your stupidity. Wow. I can't believe I didn't drop you and chose other friends the first time you went all moody-bitch on me. You are a fine piece of work. I have to admit, you got me good. I've begun doing that adjustment thing - that thing I do to stretch my boundaries and tolerate all those little irky things you do - just so I can be at peace every time I hang out with you... GOD, and then you do that thing... -shakes head-
Ugh, I'm going to stop now. I'll post another one by tomorrow if you still irk the heck out of me.
Name October 23, 2009 01:13 AM PDT
gee how people can be so shallow. i think her bad mood came from not eating breakfast. naloka na siya dahil sa gutom. tsk >D
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